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a very short story. more like a thought

when my little brother was in high school, he was on the wrestling team. He had a girl on his team and i don’t think she did very well. i think she was on the team to be "that girl", than to actually want ot wrestle. maybe I’m wrong.

i went to one of the tournaments at Boise high. if you’ve never been into the gym, its built with bleachers up top and down below. the bleachers on the floor were retracted to make room for all the mats that were going to be in use. so all the spectators were up top looking down on the wrestlers like watching gladiators of old.

the day was wearing on a little by the time they were wrapping up the last of the preliminary rounds. this girl was on her second match to see if she was going move on. the young man she had to wrestle was in the same boat. loser left.

by the time the first period was over there were only a couple of matches still going. needless to say, most eyes were on this particular match. the boy was a real bobby hill. lumpy. squishy. not out of his baby fat stage. the girl was lean, but a little uncoordinated still. so it kind of evened out.

the match started into the third period and now Everyone was watching. left over wrestlers and coaches had made there way to the mat to watch. it was intense.

he has the lead 

she has the lead

reversal

he has her

NO! REVERSAL! OH! …OH!…..OH!….

collectively we held our breath as she rolled him on to his back to sink in the reverse half nelson. more like a bear hug.she got onto her toes. he bridged. she sunk it in tighter. (breath still holding)…

then the slap on the mat was followed by a moment of eternal silence. which was quickly replaced by the roar. the kind of roar you are a part of only a small hand full of times; where your voice is totally unheard by anyone because no one can hear themselves yelling over all the noise. it was insane. the brick walls flexed out. the air became thin…a dog howled off in the distance…

the girl stood, realizing that the ruckus was for her. and her alone. the screaming, the frothing of mouths, the mad stopping on the bleachers, everyone trying to tear off the roof with there will and enthusiasm.

in the girls wake, we saw the boy. she pinned him and we destroyed him with our enthusiasm. everyone for 5 schools were there to witness this boy being scraped off the mat by his coach and hauled off to some quite, dark corner so he could learn to bottle his shame and defeat, in the hopes that it would make him stronger. harder. a Man.

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Watch Yojimbo

Don't google it, or look up the spoilers on Wikipedia or IMDB.

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Just watch it.   Tonight. I know you have a netflix account. Or access to someone's online account. It's a watch instantly. You've probably seen, or at least heard about, A Fistful of Dollars. The Clint Eastwood movie that is often accredited with rise in popularity of "Spaghetti Westerns".  Or Maybe you've seen the really good Bruce Willis movie Last Man Standing, which is based on A Fistful of Dollars. Well Yojimbo was the predecessor to them all. If your looking for good martial arts there are many movies with subtitles exponentially better than this one. But this is arguably the best movie I know of to have come out of Japan during that era in terms of plot and characters. Watch it. Now.

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a simple moment of pure terror

why is it that when a spider appears, we have this simple moment of pure terror? we know we can easily squash the spider. we know it is probably more scared of us than we are of them. probably. then, when you need to decide how you plan to dispatch said arachnid, depending on where you are, when it occurs, and how big the spider is, may prove to be a more difficult problem than one would think. if it is late at night, and you are in your jammies, and you happen to be on your way to or from somewhere, you may not be prepared to handle the spider. no shirt. no shoes. most people aren't just going to reach out and touch the spider with a bare hand or foot. you now have to go and find a killing apparatus. a shoe? a tissue? maybe a book that happens to be handy. if you are really, really lucky, or just kinda morbid, you'll encounter the spider close to the bathroom. not while using the bathroom. it tends to be where we are at our most vulnerable. (as we should all know by now) on a side note: why aren't bathrooms more secure? maybe panic rooms should be built around the bathroom. maybe....but, if the stars are smiling on you, you will find the  most deadliest form of killing bugs, and maybe, funnest....hair spray, a lighter, and the will to make open flame inside the house, close at hand. any one of these items can kill a bug. but who just wants to spray a bug and wait for it freeze. and who really wants to try and burn a bug and put your hand so close to the bug. it gets tricky. and if it's a spider. it totally leaves the hand exposed to retaliation from the spider. but the three of them together is by far the finest spider eliminator one could possibly assemble. as this is a prefer ed method of dispatch because of it's intensity, it doubles nicely as being a messenger. delivering a message of death to all other spiders, ants, grasshoppers, moths, chiuauas. whatever. now, decisions need to be made! action needs to be taken! you just can't keep on living in this house! you don't pay rent! you are not contributing! you gotta go spider! .......if you encounter the spider close to furniture, you always run the risk of loosing the spider under,around or behind the obstacle. this always ups the anti, as you may only have on chance to kill. just like if you find the beast in the corner. say, between two wall, the wall and floor,wall and ceiling. there it is. sitting there. waiting. you've got your shoe, poised, ready. your heart is beating, adrenaline flowing....you swing out...and miss. oh man... what beautiful terror flows through your arm and back into your heart as you realize that...you...just...missed! now for a man, 'missing', is not an option. if you are a real man, you don't miss. damn, what a pussy. can't even kill a spider. damn hopefully you can recover from your shame fast enough to get in that second or third or fourth chance. they may squash themselves into the corner and you can't really get to them. .this is why the flame thrower is the finest killer on the open market for killing bugs. if i miss.... if i miss.... is it going to jump back at me and get me? sink its venomous fangs into my skin causing some sort of horrific flesh eating virus bacteria in which i'll have to be rushed to the hospital so they can cut the wound open and burn this horrible predicament straight out with the strongest acid known to mankind? does he have friend? family? we know they multiply by the murder! if they do have friends and family, they are most definitely going to mass an attack. where and when are totally up in the air. and if there is one thing that the t.v. has taught me, is never trust a spider! and get yourselves some hairspray, and a lighter. and by god, get yourselves that desire for open flame in doors!

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contest winners for contest #2

so for this one, it did take me awhile to pick a winner. so many good entries. but i'm going with seth for the winner with his ability to out smart people in the game of tag. and isn't life just one big game of tag. i mean, if someone can't tag you then they deffinatly can't catch you. second is for kyle and his monkey skills. being able to not get hurt is a pretty good ability to have. and for honorable mention goes to matt, or should i say fartman. it says it all. it's in his name. that's a pretty good power. i'm not sure i would want to fight a guy who was stank. or smelled like poopy. so for seth, the long sleeve tee. i know it's summer, sorry. and kyle and matt both get a tee. so, send me your shirt size and an address for me to send it to. keep posted, there'll be more...contests...

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next contest

here is the third contest. this one is much easier. what is your alter ego's name? it can be your super hero name. it can be your super villian name. mine is jeremy theMagnificent. guy magnificent is my alter ego to my super hero, jeremy theMagnificent. the prize for this contest will be a short sleeve tee.

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Where'd everyone go?

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[/caption] It's been kind of quiet around here. Sorry about that. I've been super busy with work, travel and my other blog. Jeremy, as you may recall, just welcomed a new bundle of chaos into his life. TJ who probably has the most time on his hands keeps telling me he's working on these killer posts but I'll just blame it on the fact that he's in trapped in Texas now. I for one will be doing a better job of posting here. Jeremy, I'm sure will be back when his life takes on some semblance of normalcy (so like 2 or 3 years) and I don't know about TJ, maybe we need to all harass him more. In the meantime don't forget about Jeremy's latest contest: What's your super power?

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Welcome Oden Arza Anderson

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Oden with his proud father
Our middle brother, Jeremy Anderson, aka Guy Magnificent, and his wife Kristen are the proud new parents to their second child, first son, Oden Arza Anderson (the Magnificent). Congrats to my brother and his wife and their newest spawn.

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